Dawn Band Evolve audit · Sep 2026

Meta winners and losers · 2026-09-10

Learnings Ledger v1

Every ad with $300 or more of lifetime spend labeled, the carriers decomposed, cross-cuts on the whole set, recommendations ranked by expected CPA impact.

2,355 ads with spend · $282,366 lifetime · 92 labeled · pulled 2026-09-10 read-only

Label Definitions Used

CPA target $35 (account cost cap $37; ADHD-named ads ran $29.43 and the account $34.23 to 9-01).

PART 1 · STATE OF THE ACCOUNT (the numbers first)

1.1 Lifetime, labeled ads (92 ads with $300+)

1.2 Right now

1.3 By launch month (ads with $50+ spend)

Since 8-01: 50 ads with $50+, $17,023, 336 purchases, $50.66 CPA, 44 starved. The last Breakthrough born in this account was created 2026-07-19. The last KPI winner born after that is a July body re-promoted on 8-28.

PART 2 · WHAT THE WINNERS ARE (nine-question decomposition)

The account runs on one skeleton written in February and re-skinned in May. Reading the bodies of all 15 Breakthroughs, 14 share it:

  1. Named-reader qualifier in line 1 ("If you're still the one responsible for getting your teen out of bed" / "If your ADHD teen 'can't' wake up to alarms, you're not dealing with a discipline problem").
  2. Failed-solution stack in one line (louder alarms, more alarms, earlier bedtimes, consequences).
  3. Mechanism in two or three sentences (sound is easy to ignore in deep sleep / his brain tunes out repetitive sound / it can't tune out vibration on the wrist).
  4. "So you become the alarm" (the reader's behavior named back to her).
  5. Product in one sentence.
  6. Five checkmark outcomes.
  7. 60-night trial, "tap through to see how it works."

Length 880 to 1,100 characters. One still image. Title "The Parent-Free Wake-Up Solution" or an ADHD callout.

2.1 neveralarm-pdp family (6 ads, $54,847, 1,772 purchases, $30.95; first 2026-02-01)

2.2 adhd convenience slop 7 / 9 / 4 (one body, four images; $56k, 1,760 purchases, $31 to $33; May)

2.3 wakeforcollege / whosgoingtowakehim / never_be_their_alarm_v3 (same body as 2.1, listicle or PDP destination; $28.9k, 979 purchases, $28 to $33)

2.4 testimonial_v2 ($11,603, 380, $30.5; Feb)

2.5 fable-v10-zero-missed-8ams ($7,557, 241, $31.4; July) and its image twin img-c1-dressed-asleep ($8,267, 161, $51.3; Aug)

2.6 offer ad Copy 3 / Copy 2 (5 headlines, DAWN20; $5,249, 170, $30.88; May, still $29 this week)

2.7 KPI winners never scaled (the bench)

PART 3 · WHAT THE LOSERS ARE (nine-question decomposition of the ones that cost the most since July)

3.1 img-c1-dressed-asleep ($8,267, $51.3): see 2.5. Same body as a Breakthrough. Image swap doubled CPA. Test attribution: image only.

3.2 s2-a-img2-dusk-uniform ($1,926, $47.0, 2.6% LPV-to-purchase): long native, scholarship letter stake, sleep specialist in a webinar as authority, attendance review letter as artifact. Awareness first-person. Desire future-readiness. It read like v10 with the stakes turned up and converted at half the rate. Hypothesis: stakes at the top of the ad recruit readers who are worried, not readers who are buying.

3.3 tp723-01-coffee-shop-exile ($3,286, $41.6, 4.3%): 12,462 characters. In-group open, failed-solutions with prices, long. Got spend, did not clear CPA. Hypothesis: length past ~1,500 characters costs conversion on Meta feed for this buyer; the story is good and the click is late.

3.4 evolve-a4-s1 ($684, $52.6; Sep 4): the skeleton, rebuilt for the sibling-tax sub-avatar. Changes vs slop 7: qualifier narrows to two-kid households; mechanism swapped to the cortisol / fight-or-flight chain (the competitors' spine); "2009 review of 16 studies" authority line added; desire moved to calm mornings. Every one of those four changes points the wrong way in the cross-cuts below. This is the cleanest receipt in the account that the 9-03/9-04 batches changed the things that were working and kept the things that were not.

3.5 ugc904-jess-control ($751, $47.0; Sep 4): UGC video, third-person caption, feature list (15-day charge, no app). Video is 4 for 4 losers in the labeled set at $54.89. Not a creator problem; the format has never converted in feed here.

3.6 charswap-B-m6-driveway ($459, $57.4; Aug 20): short caption on video, "gently at first, then harder." Same.

3.7 s1-adhd-teen ($366, $61.1; May): emoji-static body, "7 alarms," ADHD mechanism with "nervous system literally closes the channel," college in 14 months. Hypothesis: mechanism-heavy and stake-heavy in 1,041 characters with no recognition line.

3.8 Listen Kid v3 ($671 + $478, $60 to $84): grandparent narrator. Falsified twice. Narrator off the mother costs conversion (7-31 L9 said the same on CTR).

3.9 fable-v07-h ($301, $60.2): dad narrator recording his wife. Same lesson as 3.8.

3.10 100% Wake Up Guarantee v1 ($327, $40.8): the skeleton with a guarantee headline. The guarantee as the lead does not convert better than the recognition lead (feedback_guarantee_positioning 8-27 already ruled this).

3.11 The 9-03 / 9-04 / 9-05 / 9-07 waves: evolve-sa3 ($95, $94.6), evolve-a5-s5 ($187, 0 purchases), dawn56 self-buyer statics ($153 to $50, $25 to $115), S02/S03/S04 apologetic mom ($54 to $112, $56 to none), Partner 0908 ($55, 0). 12 ads, $2,375, 40 purchases, $59.38. Ten of twelve starved under $200. Two read as losers. Zero KPI winners.

PART 4 · CROSS-CUT FINDINGS (labeled ads, $300+, unless stated)

F1. The format that wins is short copy plus one image, not the long native.

F2. Recognition converts. Story converts less. Stakes convert least.

F3. The mechanism is table stakes, and elaborating it does not pay. (The sophistication answer.)

F4. Desire: independence and vindication carry; calm mornings and undisturbed house are a tier lower.

F5. Post-click, not the click, is where losers die.

F6. Destination matters and the wrong listicle is carrying volume.

F7. Narrator off the mother loses. Grandparent (2 ads, $60 to $84), dad (v07, $60), teen-first-person natives (s1-adhd-teen $61, 6-academic is the exception at $17 to $34 on the self-buyer PDP). 7-31 L9 found the same on CTR; it now holds on CPA.

F8. Proof: the trial and a parent count are enough. Retrospective result helps once (testimonial_v2, v10). Study/authority hurts (F3). Guarantee as the lead does not beat recognition as the lead (100% Wake Up Guarantee v1 $40.8 vs the same body with the dependency lead at $31).

F9. Length: the two winners over 2,000 characters (v10, 3-partner-alarm) are the only two, and 3-partner is a Spend Winner at $36.5. Every winner under 1,300 characters converts at 5%+. Every native over 2,500 characters converts under 4.3%. tp723-01 at 12,462 characters is the longest ad in the account and the worst-converting Spend Winner.

F10. Starvation is structural and got worse. 190 starved + 2,073 never-read. Since 8-01: 44 of 50 ads with $50+ never reached $300. Batches of 10 to 56 ads into CBO give 80% of budget to one ad by day 3 (the 8-10 synthesis said 281 of 1,399 never delivered; it is now 2,263 of 2,355 under $300). The 9-05 self-buyer batch launched 56 statics; the top one got $153. Nothing launched since August has had a fair read except img-c1, s2-a, ugc904 and a4-s1, which lost.

F11. The bench has never been scaled. 33 KPI winners at $28.61 blended on $25,546. Thiswakesthem2 ($23), Mothers Day ($27.7), freezer marbles ($28.5), s3-never-late self-buyer ($30.6), notdisciplineproblem ($30.2). The account looked for new winners while sitting on efficient ones that never got past $2k.

F12. Fatigue is now. slop 9 / 7 / 4 at $36 to $44 in the last 7 days versus $29 to $33 lifetime. They are 55% of spend. There is no successor in the pipeline that is (a) in the winning format, (b) under the winning desire, (c) with a fair budget. August and September built successors in the losing format under the third desire with starved budgets.

PART 5 · RECOMMENDATIONS (ranked by expected CPA impact per dollar, each tied to a finding)

R1. Build the successor to slop 7 on the skeleton, not on a new architecture. (F1, F2, F4, F12)

Hold: the 7-beat skeleton, 900 to 1,100 characters, one still image, PDP teens or school-mornings-adhd destination, desire = vindication or independence, no stakes above one line, mechanism at three sentences, proof = trial + "10,000+ parents."

Variable: the line-1 qualifier only. Write 8 line-1 recognitions by observable symptom from the survey (sleeps through every alarm 31%, ADHD mornings 25%, independence / new schedule 17%, daily fights 14%, missing the bus 5%) and the 9-03 harvest's verbatim behaviors, each one a sentence she would say. Examples of the shape, not the copy: "If you set his alarm on your own phone because his doesn't work" / "If you've stopped sitting down for coffee because you're at his door by 6:40."

Then: image fan-out on the two best line-1s, 5 images each, nothing else moves.

Budget: one ABO ad set per 4 ads, $105/day floor (3 × $35), 7 days, no verdict before day 7.

R2. Fund the offer/closer layer. (F2, 2.6)

Offer ad Copy 3 is the only ad holding CPA this week and product-aware hooks convert at 7.16%. Write 4 more closers in the 450-character shape (two-line qualifier, four checks, guarantee, code), each with a different lead: "Tried every alarm already?" / "Wake them, not the whole house" / "No app, no noise" / the guarantee. Put them in their own ad set at the floor. Competitors run 35% of their creative as closers; we run one ad.

R3. Scale the bench before writing anything new. (F11)

Thiswakesthem2, Mothers Day 1 (re-skin the seasonal line for back-to-school / first report card), freezer marbles, s3-never-late (self-buyer), notdisciplineproblem → the-real-reason listicle. Five ads, one ad set, $150/day, 14 days. These are $23 to $31 CPA receipts sitting at under $2k lifetime.

R4. Rebuild the sub-avatar work under the ruled desire. (F4)

The 9-03 SA1/SA2/SA3 cards are built under calm mornings. Redo the three cards under independence (his and hers) and vindication. Same Core 5 method, same verbatim discipline. The sibling-tax and first-hour angles can stay as body beats; they are not qualifiers.

R5. Freeze the mechanism. Stop the mechanism work. (F3)

Three sentences, sound / tunes out / can't tune out the wrist. No cortisol, no fight-or-flight, no Initiation Wall as a hook, no "persists until," no study citations, no clinician. Retire the uniqueness-vibration plan as a copy input (keep it for the PDP and the wear/FitSleeps objection). Strike the 9-03 Alevia deltas (clinician authority, counted results) from the default brief; allow them only as a named test arm. This is the direct answer to "is our mechanism not fitting the sophistication": the market is Stage 4-5 on the mechanism, the winners already treat it that way, and every attempt to make it the differentiator has scored worse.

R6. Drop the High-Stakes hook mandate. (F2, F5)

Stakes are one sentence in the body (rung 2 or 3 at most: the bus, the tardies), never the hook, never the headline. The scholarship/attendance-letter family converts at 3.25% LPV-to-purchase on a 2.48% CTR: the clicks are curiosity. Update hook-taxonomy.md: Emotion + Curiosity Gap stay; High Stakes moves to optional body beat.

R7. Fix the destination routing. (F6)

New ADHD ads go to school-mornings-adhd or PDP teens. Stop routing to adhd-teen-alarm ($36.67, 4.01%) until it is audited against school-mornings-adhd side by side (same ad, two destinations, one week). Give the-real-reason listicle one real test (it is $22.75 on $3.6k).

R8. Length cap and format default. (F1, F9)

New concepts ship as short copy + image by default, 900 to 1,300 characters. Long natives are a named test arm, one per batch, never the batch. Video and UGC do not ship to feed until one converts anywhere (4 for 4 losers; the 7-31 Reels/Stories-only note is the only open door and it was never funded).

R9. Batch hygiene. (F10)

Maximum 4 ads per new ad set. ABO. $105/day floor. 7-day gate. No new batch while more than 2 test ad sets are open. 56-ad launches end. The approval gate gets a 48-hour SLA or the batch shrinks until it can meet one.

R10. Narrator stays the mother. (F7)

No grandparent, dad, teen-first-person or partner narrator in a parent-lane ad. The self-buyer lane is a separate lane with its own PDP and has two $17 to $31 receipts (s3-never-late, 6-academic); reopen it as its own test, not as a narrator swap.

R11. Write the two hypotheses down and test them as such. (Part 2)

Slop 7 hypothesis: symptom recognition in line 1 + blame removal + three-sentence mechanism + short = the buyer. v10 hypothesis: a retrospective college-proof story worked once, at 3.75% LPV-to-purchase, and is image-fragile. They agree on line 1 and disagree on everything after it. R1 tests the first; R8 quarantines the second.

R12. Re-run this ledger every 14 days from the same script. (Part 8 of the directory)

output/dawn-learnings-ledger-2026-09-10/pull.py then classify.py. Append the new labels to this file. The angle ledger and hook-performance files are retired; this is the record.

PART 6 · NEXT TESTS (in order)

T1. Skeleton line-1 sniper. Hold everything in R1. Variable: 8 line-1 qualifiers. 2 ad sets × 4 ads, $105/day each, 7 days. Gate: any ad under $35 CPA on 8+ purchases graduates to an image fan-out.

T2. Closer set. R2. 4 ads, one ad set, $105/day, 7 days. Gate: same.

T3. Bench scale. R3. 5 ads, one ad set, $150/day, 14 days.

T4. Destination split. R7. slop 9 body, PDP teens vs school-mornings-adhd vs adhd-teen-alarm, one ad set each, $70/day, 7 days.

T5. Sub-avatar rebuild under independence. R4. Three line-1s (one per card), skeleton body, 2 images each. 6 ads, 2 ad sets.

T6. Self-buyer lane, properly. R10. s3-never-late + 2 new skeleton bodies for the ADHD adult, self PDP, one ad set, $105/day, 7 days.

Do not test next: new mechanism chains, authority/clinician arms, video in feed, narrator swaps, 12k-character natives, guarantee-led hooks, grandparent/gifting.

Part 7 · What This Changes In The Directory Scores

PART 8 · THE LABEL TABLE (every ad with $300+ lifetime spend, 92 ads)

Columns: label · lifetime spend / purchases / CPA · link CTR · LPV→purchase · format · desire · created · status · ad name · ad set

LabelSpend / Pur / CPACTRLPV→purFormatDesireCreatedStatusAdAd set
Breakthrough$46,641 / 1527 / $30.51.26%5.3%short+imageindependence2026-02-04campaign_pausedneveralarm-pdpOriginal Winners
Breakthrough$20,686 / 678 / $30.51.47%6.2%short+imagevindication2026-05-18activeadhd convenience slop 7 - CopyUSA Graveyard Ads 4-23-2026
Breakthrough$15,527 / 465 / $33.41.22%6.2%short+imagevindication2026-05-29activeadhd convenience slop 9 - CopyAll Existing Good Tests 5-29-2026
Breakthrough$12,831 / 448 / $28.61.50%5.1%short+imagefuture-readiness2026-02-08pausedwakeforcollege - Copy2 kind of winners - 1.8-2 ROAS
Breakthrough$11,603 / 380 / $30.51.05%5.9%short+imagevindication2026-02-04campaign_pausedtestimonial_v2 - CopyOriginal Winners
Breakthrough$7,713 / 266 / $29.01.35%6.6%short+imagevindication2026-05-29activeadhd convenience slop 4 - CopyAll Existing Good Tests 5-29-2026
Breakthrough$7,557 / 241 / $31.42.86%3.7%long-nativereliable-wake2026-07-19adset_pausedfable-v10-zero-missed-8amsfable natives 7-19-2026
Breakthrough$5,602 / 190 / $29.51.22%8.7%short+imagereliable-wake2026-03-08campaign_pauseds3-never-late → adhd listicleADHD Winners → Listicle Cross-Test
Breakthrough$5,361 / 208 / $25.81.21%5.6%short+imageindependence2026-02-10pausedwhosgoingtowakehim2_9_2026_4statics - Copy
Breakthrough$4,608 / 141 / $32.72.12%3.8%short+imagefuture-readiness2026-03-07campaign_pausedgraduated-native8-v4-fearOriginal Winners
Breakthrough$4,061 / 123 / $33.01.34%4.2%short+imageindependence2026-02-04pausednever_be_their_alarm_v3 - CopyOriginal Winners
Breakthrough$3,598 / 111 / $32.41.57%6.6%short+imagecalm-mornings2026-05-29activeoffer ad - Copy 3All Existing Good Tests 5-29-2026
Breakthrough$2,391 / 71 / $33.71.06%6.6%short+imagereliable-wake2026-04-23campaign_pauseds3-never-late → adhd listicle - CopyOriginal Winners
Breakthrough$2,279 / 116 / $19.61.59%7.8%short+imageindependence2026-02-08adset_pausedThiswakesthem2random poopoo ads
Breakthrough$2,083 / 80 / $26.01.32%6.9%short+imageindependence2026-04-13campaign_pausedneveralarm-pdpProven Winners - Core 5
Spend Winner$18,727 / 513 / $36.52.18%4.4%long-nativeundisturbed-house2026-03-07paused3-partner-alarm - CopyLeft Behind 2+ ROAS 3/07/2026
Spend Winner$8,267 / 161 / $51.32.19%2.8%long-nativefuture-readiness2026-08-01adset_pausedimg-c1-dressed-asleepB2 v10 Image Sniper 7-31-2026
Spend Winner$7,511 / 201 / $37.41.18%6.1%short+imagevindication2026-05-25adset_pausedadhd convenience slop 4 - CopyAll Existing Tests 5-25-2026
Spend Winner$3,286 / 79 / $41.61.92%4.3%long-nativecalm-mornings2026-07-23adset_pausedtp723-01-coffee-shop-exile7-23-2026 teen-parent natives
Spend Winner$2,521 / 58 / $43.51.77%3.7%long-nativeundisturbed-house2026-04-23campaign_paused3-partner-alarm - Copy 2Original Winners
Spend Winner$2,502 / 62 / $40.41.22%3.3%short+imageindependence2026-04-23campaign_pausedneveralarm-pdpOriginal Winners
Spend Winner$2,446 / 51 / $48.02.51%2.9%long-nativecalm-mornings2026-03-05campaign_pausednative8-original-listicleADHD Listicle — All Variants
Spend Winner$2,192 / 56 / $39.11.57%3.3%short+imageindependence2026-04-01campaign_pausedneveralarm-pdpOriginal Winners
Kpi Winner$1,944 / 58 / $33.51.05%6.4%short+imageindependence2026-03-08pausedwhosgoingtowakehim - CopyOriginal Winners
Kpi Winner$1,939 / 58 / $33.41.09%6.5%short+imagevindication2026-05-12campaign_pausedadhd convenience slop 4slop set leftovers 5-12-2026
Kpi Winner$1,746 / 63 / $27.71.04%8.8%short+imagecalm-mornings2026-05-05pausedMothers Day 1Offer Ads + Mother's Day 5-5-2026
Kpi Winner$1,356 / 46 / $29.51.68%6.1%short+imagecalm-mornings2026-07-23adset_pausedtp723-07-freezer-marbles7-23-2026 teen-parent natives
Kpi Winner$1,327 / 53 / $25.01.22%6.0%short+imagevindication2026-05-18adset_pausedadhd convenience slop 7 - Copy 2Big 3 Graveyard Ads 4-23-2026
Kpi Winner$1,310 / 46 / $28.51.85%7.6%short+imagevindication2026-05-18activeadhd convenience slop 5 - CopyUSA Graveyard Ads 4-23-2026
Kpi Winner$1,301 / 38 / $34.21.44%7.2%long-nativereliable-wake2026-03-07pausedgraduated-6-academicOriginal Winners
Kpi Winner$1,080 / 35 / $30.91.92%4.8%short+imageindependence2026-02-25pausedThiswakesthem2random poopoo ads - graduate
Kpi Winner$967 / 32 / $30.21.26%9.6%short+imagereliable-wake2026-01-25pausedimage-notdisciplineproblemTest 1-24-2026 new Videos - Copy
Kpi Winner$928 / 31 / $29.91.27%8.3%short+imageindependence2026-05-29activeindependent slop 13 - CopyAll Existing Good Tests 5-29-2026
Kpi Winner$812 / 25 / $32.51.27%3.3%short+imageindependence2026-02-07pausednever_be_their_alarm_v3 - CopyOriginal Winners
Kpi Winner$767 / 31 / $24.71.74%7.9%long-nativeundisturbed-house2026-04-13campaign_paused3-partner-alarm - CopyProven Winners - Core 5
Kpi Winner$742 / 23 / $32.32.37%4.7%short+imagefuture-readiness2026-02-05campaign_pausedwakeforcollegeMom_Driving_Incremental
Kpi Winner$720 / 26 / $27.71.47%7.1%short+imagecalm-mornings2026-05-29activeoffer ad - Copy 2All Existing Good Tests 5-29-2026
Kpi Winner$664 / 20 / $33.21.57%8.2%short+imagevindication2026-05-18activeadhd convenience slop 6 - CopyUSA Graveyard Ads 4-23-2026
Kpi Winner$648 / 28 / $23.11.12%9.8%short+imagevindication2026-05-25adset_pausedadhd convenience slop 9 - CopyAll Existing Tests 5-25-2026
Kpi Winner$606 / 23 / $26.31.13%11.3%short+imagecalm-mornings2026-05-29pausedoffer ad - Copy 2All Existing Good Tests 5-29-2026
Kpi Winner$578 / 22 / $26.31.60%8.1%long-nativevindication2026-02-26adset_pausedn3new test 2-26-2026 - natives
Kpi Winner$565 / 19 / $29.80.93%10.3%short+imagereliable-wake2026-03-07campaign_pauseds3-never-late - CopyOriginal Winners
Kpi Winner$520 / 20 / $26.01.76%5.7%short+imagecalm-mornings2026-02-01campaign_pausedbucketofice-pdpsocialproof
Kpi Winner$501 / 24 / $20.91.81%8.0%short+imageindependence2026-02-01adset_pausedneveralarm-pdpsolutiondriven
Kpi Winner$465 / 25 / $18.61.82%9.1%long-nativereliable-wake2026-03-05paused6-academic-original-listicleADHD Listicle — All Variants
Kpi Winner$437 / 14 / $31.22.90%3.9%long-nativereliable-wake2026-07-26archivedfable-v10-zero-missed-8amsfable natives 7-19-2026
Kpi Winner$417 / 13 / $32.11.40%6.5%short+imageindependence2026-02-11pausedThiswakesthem2random poopoo ads - Copy
Kpi Winner$405 / 12 / $33.71.43%5.2%short+imagevindication2026-02-04pausedhasntmissedschool-pdp - CopyOriginal Winners
Kpi Winner$382 / 13 / $29.41.30%8.4%short+imagefuture-readiness2026-03-07pausedgraduated-s8-not-their-faultOriginal Winners
Kpi Winner$366 / 15 / $24.41.73%5.2%short+imagereliable-wake2026-04-01campaign_pausednotdiscipline → adhd listicleADHD Winners → Listicle Cross-Test - Copy
Kpi Winner$362 / 11 / $32.91.10%6.3%short+imagevindication2026-05-12campaign_pausedadhd convenience slop 9slop set leftovers 5-12-2026
Kpi Winner$360 / 21 / $17.11.72%10.8%long-nativereliable-wake2026-03-04campaign_paused6-academicADHD natives v2 - 03-04-2026
Kpi Winner$355 / 14 / $25.41.57%7.7%short+imagecalm-mornings2026-08-28activetp723-07-freezer-marbles scale-promo-8-28All Existing Good Tests 5-29-2026
Kpi Winner$344 / 15 / $22.91.49%11.5%short+imageindependence2026-03-03campaign_pauseds6-testimonial-karaADHD statics - 03-03-2026
Kpi Winner$326 / 10 / $32.61.31%6.4%short+imagecalm-mornings2026-05-29deletedoffer ad - Copy 2All Existing Good Tests 5-29-2026
Kpi Winner$306 / 9 / $34.04.31%2.7%short+imagevindication2026-03-05campaign_pausedn3-career-v1-storyADHD Listicle — All Variants
Loser$1,976 / 54 / $36.61.44%5.3%short+imagevindication2026-05-29pausedadhd convenience slop 5 - CopyAll Existing Good Tests 5-29-2026
Loser$1,926 / 41 / $47.02.36%2.6%long-nativesafety2026-08-04pauseds2-a-img2-dusk-uniformS2 Witness Natives 8-4-2026
Loser$1,500 / 32 / $46.92.20%3.6%long-nativefuture-readiness2026-03-07pausedgraduated-native2-original-listicleOriginal Winners
Loser$1,414 / 30 / $47.11.03%4.9%short+imageindependence2026-03-08adset_pausedwhosgoingtowakehim - PDP2_9_2026_4statics - Copy
Loser$1,002 / 23 / $43.61.29%6.4%short+imageindependence2026-05-05adset_pausedGeneric Offer AdOffer Ads + Mother's Day 5-5-2026
Loser$927 / 23 / $40.31.34%3.1%short+imageindependence2026-02-07campaign_pausedneveralarm-pdp - CopyOriginal Winners
Loser$882 / 16 / $55.12.13%2.4%short+imagefuture-readiness2026-03-08pausednative8-v4-fear → PDPListicle Winner → PDP Reverse Test
Loser$876 / 23 / $38.12.62%1.9%long-nativecalm-mornings2026-04-23campaign_pausednative8-original-listicleADHD Listicle — All Variants - Copy
Loser$855 / 23 / $37.21.20%5.4%short+imageindependence2026-02-27adset_pausedoffer lazy ad - Copy 2random poopoo ads - graduate
Loser$754 / 12 / $62.82.30%2.2%long-nativereliable-wake2026-04-23paused6-academic-original-listicle - CopyUSA Graveyard Ads 4-23-2026
Loser$751 / 16 / $47.01.61%6.1%videorelief-of-responsibility2026-09-04campaign_pausedugc904-jess-control-neveralarm-loriscript9-4-2026 jessica voll
Loser$734 / 16 / $45.91.52%3.6%short+imagefuture-readiness2026-04-01campaign_pausedwakeforcollege - Copy2 kind of winners - 1.8-2 ROAS
Loser$684 / 13 / $52.61.20%5.6%short+imagereliable-wake2026-09-04campaign_pausedevolve-a4-s19-4-2026 evolve sa4-sibling-tax static
Loser$671 / 8 / $83.91.06%2.7%short+imageindependence2026-05-18pausedListen Kid v3 - Copy 2Big 3 Graveyard Ads 4-23-2026
Loser$622 / 10 / $62.22.34%3.2%videocalm-mornings2026-03-16pausedclaymation goatclaymation 3-15-2026
Loser$481 / 13 / $37.03.61%2.7%long-nativereliable-wake2026-03-03campaign_pausedn3-career - change to listicleADHD natives - 03-03-2026
Loser$478 / 8 / $59.81.73%5.0%short+imageindependence2026-05-18activeListen Kid v3 - CopyUSA Graveyard Ads 4-23-2026
Loser$459 / 8 / $57.43.67%2.4%videocalm-mornings2026-08-20adset_pausedcharswap-B-m6-driveway-45-8-20-2026Fish UGC Charswap — Outdoor 8-20-2026
Loser$452 / 11 / $41.11.69%2.9%long-nativeundisturbed-house2026-04-23adset_paused3-partner-alarm - Copy 2Big 3 Graveyard Ads 4-23-2026
Loser$419 / 7 / $59.84.38%2.2%videocalm-mornings2026-03-16adset_pausedalarm generalcartoon 3-15-2026
Loser$392 / 9 / $43.61.53%3.8%short+imagefuture-readiness2026-04-23activewakeforcollege - Copy 2USA Graveyard Ads 4-23-2026
Loser$379 / 9 / $42.21.37%5.8%short+imagecalm-mornings2026-03-04pausedstatic-parent-1-dfc31ae800ce68d653810f3b2ADHD statics v2 - 03-04-2026
Loser$366 / 6 / $61.11.49%3.5%short+imagereliable-wake2026-05-29pauseds1-adhd-teenADHD statics - 03-03-2026 - Copy
Loser$364 / 10 / $36.41.28%6.7%short+imagevindication2026-05-25adset_pausedadhd convenience slop 5 - CopyAll Existing Tests 5-25-2026
Loser$351 / 9 / $39.01.07%4.9%short+imageindependence2026-04-13pausedwhosgoingtowakehim - Clean Rebuild - ListicleBench - Support Winners
Loser$340 / 8 / $42.51.31%3.3%short+imagereliable-wake2026-04-23campaign_pausednotdiscipline → adhd listicleADHD Winners → Listicle Cross-Test - Copy
Loser$327 / 7 / $46.71.55%2.3%short+imagefuture-readiness2026-04-23campaign_pausedwakeforcollege - Copy2 kind of winners - 1.8-2 ROAS
Loser$327 / 8 / $40.80.99%6.4%short+imagevindication2026-05-12adset_paused100% Wake Up Guarantee v1generic_child_teen_parent_convenience 5-12-2026
Loser$324 / 9 / $35.91.59%6.6%long-nativereliable-wake2026-03-03pausedn6-medicationADHD natives - 03-03-2026
Loser$318 / 8 / $39.72.65%3.3%long-nativecalm-mornings2026-04-01campaign_pausednative8-original-listicleADHD Listicle — All Variants - Copy
Loser$317 / 6 / $52.91.51%2.5%short+imagevindication2026-05-18pausedadhd convenience slop 5 - Copy 2Big 3 Graveyard Ads 4-23-2026
Loser$311 / 4 / $77.60.93%4.0%short+imagerelief-of-responsibility2026-04-01campaign_pausedstatic 6ads 4-1-2026
Loser$310 / 6 / $51.71.62%4.4%long-nativevindication2026-03-07pausedn3 - CopyLeft Behind 2+ ROAS 3/07/2026
Loser$306 / 8 / $38.21.34%5.8%short+imagereliable-wake2026-03-08pausednotdiscipline → adhd listicleADHD Winners → Listicle Cross-Test
Loser$304 / 8 / $38.00.90%5.8%short+imagecalm-mornings2026-04-14pausedbucketofice-pdp - RevivalRevival - Apr 2026
Loser$301 / 5 / $60.21.36%4.5%long-nativefuture-readiness2026-07-20pausedfable-v07-hfable natives 7-19-2026

PART 9 · STARVED SINCE 8-01 (unread, $50 to $300; not falsified)

Columns: spend / purchases / CPA · link CTR · LPV→purchase · format · created · ad name · ad set

Spend / Pur / CPACTRLPV→purFormatCreatedAdAd set
$297 / 4 / $74.22.83%1.5%long-native2026-08-02fable-v10-zero-missed-8amsfable natives 7-19-2026 - Copy
$294 / 7 / $42.02.19%3.0%long-native2026-08-29v10r-rip-alarm-stackv10 Image Fanout 8-29 (rm-018)
$262 / 8 / $32.82.08%3.7%long-native2026-08-04s2-a-boy-dressed-asleepS2 Witness Natives 8-4-2026
$225 / 6 / $37.54.55%3.9%video2026-08-20charswap-B-m3-laundry-23-8-20-2026Fish UGC Charswap — ADHD Guarantee 8-20-2026
$187 / 0 / $0.01.30%0.0%short+image2026-09-04evolve-a5-s59-4-2026 evolve sa5-first-hour static
$153 / 3 / $51.00.83%9.7%short+image2026-09-05dawn56-v3-phoneboundary-029-5-2026 Self-Buyer | phoneboundary | V3 Static
$146 / 5 / $29.29.54%1.4%long-native2026-08-28v11-a-unassigned-hour retest-8-28 gy-8-28USA Graveyard Ads 4-23-2026
$141 / 0 / $0.02.09%0.0%long-native2026-08-28tp723-01-coffee-shop-exile gy-demote-8-28USA Graveyard Ads 4-23-2026
$139 / 3 / $46.24.13%2.3%long-native2026-08-06v11-a-unassigned-hourV11 Mechanism Natives 8-6-2026
$133 / 1 / $133.32.84%0.9%long-native2026-08-01img-ctrl-v10-dormB2 v10 Image Sniper 7-31-2026
$123 / 3 / $41.02.37%3.7%long-native2026-08-03img-c1-dressed-asleep - Copy8-4-2026 Landing Page Test Existing Spenders
$123 / 6 / $20.42.75%7.1%short+image2026-08-04s2-f-img2-monitor-shelfS2 Artifact Natives 8-4-2026
$116 / 6 / $19.45.19%3.8%short+image2026-08-03r2-d2-roommate - Copy8-4-2026 Landing Page Test Existing Spenders
$115 / 1 / $115.20.68%5.0%short+image2026-09-05dawn56-v3-lessjarring-019-5-2026 Self-Buyer | lessjarring | V3 Static
$115 / 2 / $57.51.42%5.1%long-native2026-08-14t1-proof-lobby-callFish Death+Undx+Batch10 Natives 8-14-2026
$112 / 2 / $56.11.90%4.1%long-native2026-09-07S03 | saying sorry, then doing it again | Image 5 | 3 Primary + 2 Headlines9-7-2026 Apologetic Mom - Saying Sorry Again natives
$103 / 3 / $34.32.72%7.7%video2026-08-20charswap-G-m1-kitchen-47-8-20-2026Fish UGC Charswap — ADHD Guarantee 8-20-2026
$97 / 0 / $0.02.49%0.0%long-native2026-08-28t3-reframe-pill-plate gy-8-28USA Graveyard Ads 4-23-2026
$95 / 1 / $94.61.17%3.0%short+image2026-09-03evolve-sa3-n39-3-2026 evolve sa3-fear-chauffeur native
$92 / 1 / $91.70.99%5.3%short+image2026-08-14t4-stakes-roommate-formFish Death+Undx+Batch10 Natives 8-14-2026
$91 / 1 / $91.22.13%1.8%short+image2026-08-28s2-f-img2-monitor-shelf gy-restock-8-28USA Graveyard Ads 4-23-2026
$90 / 1 / $90.01.84%4.5%short+image2026-08-10c02-s18-11-2026 kimi gooseworks statics
$82 / 2 / $41.22.85%3.6%long-native2026-08-01img-b1-faces-dormB2 v10 Image Sniper 7-31-2026
$79 / 0 / $0.01.36%0.0%short+image2026-08-23st823-ab-a adhd-benefit icon-stack cant-tune-out → adhd-cant-wake-upStatics Callout - Guarantee/ADHD/Calm - 8-23
$76 / 0 / $0.03.98%0.0%video2026-08-12Freezer Marbles8-12-2026 ayden cartoon first run combined
$71 / 2 / $35.33.44%3.7%long-native2026-08-03fable-v10-zero-missed-8ams - Copy8-4-2026 Landing Page Test Existing Spenders
$69 / 0 / $0.03.29%0.0%video2026-08-29charswap-B-m3-laundry-23-8-20-2026 scale-promo-8-29All Existing Good Tests 5-29-2026
$66 / 1 / $66.22.80%2.6%short+image2026-09-07S02 | taking it out on the other child | Image 5 | 3 Primary + 2 Headlines9-7-2026 Sibling Tax - Taking It Out On The Other Child natives
$63 / 0 / $0.01.85%0.0%short+image2026-08-23st823-ab-b adhd-benefit blunt-truth ignore-sound → adhd-cant-wake-upStatics Callout - Guarantee/ADHD/Calm - 8-23
$62 / 0 / $0.01.20%0.0%short+image2026-08-29rm019-pair1-monitor-jacketRoadmap Statics W1 8-29 (rm-019/016/007)
$61 / 0 / $0.02.01%0.0%long-native2026-08-29v10r-rip-sunlit-empty-roomv10 Image Fanout 8-29 (rm-018)
$60 / 1 / $60.32.13%2.8%long-native2026-08-29v10r-control-currentv10 Image Fanout 8-29 (rm-018)
$58 / 0 / $0.01.64%0.0%long-native2026-08-27native0827-14-socialproof-case-manager8-27-2026 teen parent natives
$58 / 3 / $19.22.58%7.1%video2026-08-28charswap-G-m1-kitchen-47-8-20-2026 scale-promo-8-28bAll Existing Good Tests 5-29-2026
$56 / 3 / $18.81.07%17.6%long-native2026-08-04s2-c-air-horn-nightstandS2 Witness Natives 8-4-2026
$55 / 1 / $55.23.92%3.3%video2026-08-31ugc831-lori-adhdskit-sleepinertia8-31-2026 lori final 3 august batch
$55 / 0 / $0.01.23%0.0%long-native2026-09-09Dawn Partner 8071f30f08 | Partner 0908 | C | bed-301319031341066060 | 3P3H - CopyDawn Partner 8071f30f08 | A1
$54 / 0 / $0.02.20%0.0%short+image2026-09-07S04 | the fight becomes about Mom | Image 4 | 3 Primary + 2 Headlines9-7-2026 Apologetic Mom - The Fight Becomes About Mom natives
$53 / 1 / $52.71.28%9.1%video2026-09-04ugc904-jess-lifestyle-alarmclock-wakeshimself9-4-2026 jessica voll
$52 / 1 / $52.41.07%5.9%short+image2026-08-23offer ad - Copy 3 rev-deep-sleeper-guideFish Winner Presell 8-24-2026
$51 / 0 / $0.01.29%0.0%long-native2026-08-14t3-reframe-pill-plateFish Death+Undx+Batch10 Natives 8-14-2026
$51 / 1 / $50.60.39%25.0%short+image2026-08-03mega-d088-3-2026 static mega batch - self
$50 / 2 / $25.20.92%18.2%short+image2026-09-05dawn56-v3-phoneboundary-059-5-2026 Self-Buyer | phoneboundary | V3 Static
$50 / 1 / $50.01.06%7.7%long-native2026-08-28fable-v07-h gy-move-8-28USA Graveyard Ads 4-23-2026

Receipts

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